Unsettled Science: The Latest Findings On Micro-Molecular Sonic Imprinting

While fiber transport systems would seem to mitigate the problems of molecular imprinting, they actually exacerbate them.

One tragic story we’ve heard occurred when the fiber system from a Twisted Sister tour was put back on the road with Sister Sledge without first deploying best “flushing” practices. The molecules had no idea what to do. The result was that “We Are Family” became “We’re Not Gonna Take It,” much to the chagrin of the Sledge siblings, who started shouting “twisted sister” (followed by numerous vulgarities) at each other during the first concert of their tour.

But perhaps the worst incidence to date was when the fiber system from a tour by The Who was next used for a Frankie Lymon tribute band. Due to a severe case of micro-molecular imprinting, the popular 1950s song “Why Do Fools Fall in Love” became “Won’t Get Fooled Again,” and it led to an immediate, well-publicized breakup between the only-just-divorced lead singer and his new supermodel fiancé. Word is that he still can’t figure out what happened or “Who” might have done this to him.

Of course, analog systems are just as notorious. In another well-publicized fiasco a couple of decades ago, U.S. President George H.W. Bush’s insightful statement of “no new faxes” inadvertently morphed into “no new taxes,” which was not something he meant to say. It seems that the system had been used at a tax convention just before his visionary statement about the future of global electronic communication. Who would have guessed that he envisioned the demise of the fax machine in favor of email at such an early stage?

Fortunately, most problems can be mitigated by a short purging session prior to re-use. A new app called iNeutralize™ is available for all major platforms. It supplies the much-needed information of how to best accomplish system flushing in the minimal amount of time.

For example, the micro-molecular imprint from a six-month Justin Bieber tour can be quickly “flushed” in a few minutes by playing Hendrix (any selection will do), followed by a moment or two of the “1812 Overture.”

The point is that extreme caution is advised when re-using a transport system, be it digital, copper, or fiber, especially if you’re going to be working with music one day and corporate industrials the next. You don’t want a speech about “pilates” to inadvertently emerge as Emerson, Lake and Palmer’s “Pirates.”

Fortunately, judicious usage of iNeutralize will remove the risk. Additional information will be reported in this publication as soon as it is declassified.

Ken DeLoria spent several months in captivity working with a secret government agency as a consultant on sonic molecular imprinting, and how it’s played a pivotal role in inadvertently altering numerous public pronouncements of politicians, with a special emphasis on campaign promises.