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Articles Tagged Humor

  • Friday, April 01, 2016
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    PSW Staff 04/01/16 09:11 AM,
    Sensaphonics has introduced a new way to make in-ear monitoring safer – the Excess Audio Reduction system, or EARbags. When secured to any set of IEMs, headphones, or earbuds, these patent-pending protective devices monitor for dangerous spikes in the ambient sound around the user. When threatening audio impulses are detected, the EARbags instantly deploy a sound-blocking pillow of protection around the ears. Designed to provide hearing protection for users of poorly isolating devices like acrylic IEMs and universal-fit earbuds, Sensaphonics… View this story
    Filed in: AVNewsProductAVBusinessMonitoringSound Reinforcement

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    PSW Staff 04/01/16 08:04 AM,
    A new battery technology and firmware development from Lectrosonics will allow all their current model transmitters (SM Series, LT, LMb, SSM, WM, HMa and HHa) and some previous models to be powered completely by political discourse during debates, campaign speeches, by news pundits and any other political speech-related verbal blather. Using newly developed algorithms, speech patterns are analyzed by the on-board DSP (Digital Signal Processor) and compared to a database using the party neutral Content Comparator. When any speech patterns… View this story
    Filed in: AVNewsAVBusinessMicrophoneSound ReinforcementWireless

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    Ken DeLoria 04/01/16 05:34 AM,
    Editor’s Note: Nothing discussed here is true…Right? For several decades, military research teams around the world have quietly been studying micro-molecular imprinting and the many ways that it can disrupt critical communication systems. You’ve probably experienced problems yourself, in a small way, but indications strongly suggest that as copper, Ethernet, and fiber signal transport systems become more and more heavily traveled, the issues will eventually reach a critical state. And few industries will be affected more than the entertainment technology… View this story
    Filed in: Live SoundFeatureBlogAnalogDigitalEthernetInterconnectNetworkingSignal

  • Thursday, March 24, 2016
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    PSW Staff 03/24/16 12:13 PM,
    Welcome to our quiz featuring 20 questions about microphones and related issues. This is somewhat subjective and largely intended for entertainment purposes - better known as FUN for short - although there is fact and/or truth in many of the “correct” responses. Time for the obligatory non-apology: “We apologize if this quiz offends anyone. That is… er, is not... our intention. Besides, if you don’t like it, we’ll just claim you took it “out of context.” Enjoy! . . 1.… View this story
    Filed in: Live SoundFeatureStudy HallEducationMicrophoneSound ReinforcementStudio

  • Friday, February 19, 2016
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    Old Soundman 02/19/16 04:14 PM,
    Dear Old Soundman: I’ve been asked to be the “sound dude” (or “concert operations manager” as I prefer to call it)... That’s kind of funny, but also kind of silly. Don’t get me wrong, when I was a young pup like you, titles meant a lot to me too. ...for a local band, since once upon a time I was a “roadie” for the likes of Brooks & Dunn, Randy Travis, Sammy Kershaw and others. Hey, what’s Randy Travis really… View this story
    Filed in: Live SoundFeatureBlogOpinionProductionAudioAnalogEducationEngineerInterconnectMixerSound ReinforcementTechnician

  • Wednesday, February 10, 2016
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    Craig Leerman 02/10/16 08:46 AM,
    There are many different ways of checking PA systems. Some of us play music and walk around the venue, while others use sweeps or pink noise and deploy on a measurement program. Many do a combination of both. Regardless, at some point in the process, we usually grab a microphone and listen to the PA with our own voice. Witnessing hundreds (thousands?) of these voice checks over the years has led me to compile the following “types.” Which one do… View this story
    Filed in: Live SoundFeatureBlogConcertEngineerMeasurementSignalSound ReinforcementTechnician

  • Friday, January 29, 2016
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    Old Soundman 01/29/16 03:59 PM,
    “Getting ahead without being a jerk” is actually what our young friend said he wanted to discuss. I will use the pseudonym “Oz Man” for him due to the volatile nature of his dilemma! Notice that he is so distraught that he offers no salutation! At the age of 17, I entered my journey of wanting to be a sound professional. At age 27… … that makes it a decade later, right? … I have gone to “rock and roll… View this story
    Filed in: Live SoundFeatureBlogOpinionBusinessEducationEngineerSound ReinforcementTechnician

  • Wednesday, December 23, 2015
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    Young Soundman 12/23/15 07:33 AM,
    Dear Young Soundman, I finally got my first gig to tech a real system, using giant line arrays in a multi-level performance hall for a one-off performance of some ’70s band I’ve never heard of. I flew out and met the rest of the crew, and was told that the main person to make happy was the front-of-house operator. While this seems simple enough, he asked some basic questions like “How are you going to tune the room”, and so… View this story
    Filed in: Live SoundFeatureOpinionBusinessEngineerSound ReinforcementTechnician

  • Wednesday, November 25, 2015
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    PSW Staff 11/25/15 11:55 AM,
    Welcome to our quiz featuring 20 questions about stage monitoring and related issues. This is somewhat subjective and largely intended for entertainment purposes—better known as FUN for short—although there is fact and/or truth in many of the “correct” responses. Time for the obligatory non-apology: “We apologize if this quiz offends anyone. That is… er, is not... our intention. Besides, if you don’t like it, we’ll just claim you took it out of context.” Enjoy! 1) Why do vocal acts prefer… View this story
    Filed in: Live SoundFeatureStudy HallConcertLoudspeakerMixerMonitoringSignalSound ReinforcementStage

  • Monday, November 09, 2015
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    M. Erik Matlock 11/09/15 11:41 AM,
    After several years designing and installing sound systems for small- and mid-sized churches, I discovered an unobtainable goal that we tend to pursue, even though we know it’s a mirage. I’m referring, of course, to the concept of idiot-proofing. A recent trade show visit had me concerned about the way a lot of gear is being marketed. At least to me, it appears that most manufacturers are working to eliminate the human element in purporting to design equipment that simply… View this story
    Filed in: Church SoundFeatureTrainingAVEducationEngineerSound ReinforcementSystemTechnician



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