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When I was in high school, I sure didn’t comprehend as much about audio as our young prodigy David does. I knew a lot about partying with bands, though!

To his excellency presiding over his lovingly tweaked sound rig,

YES, MY PERCEPTIVE YOUNG FRIEND!

I have been reading your dead-on accurate replies to questions hilarious and perplexing alike.

THOSE ARE EXCELLENT AND APPROPRIATE ADJECTIVES YOU ARE USING THERE! YOU ARE QUITE A LITERATE YOUNG SOUNDMAN!

I really enjoy your “NO BRANDS” policy… really helps drive home the fact that equipment is only a small percentage of the battle towards great sound, how you use your available equipment is the real trick!!

YOU ARE WAY AHEAD OF YOUR CLASSMATES, DAVID.

IN FACT, YOU ARE AHEAD OF SOME OF MY CONTEMPORARIES!

YOU ARE DEFINITELY AHEAD OF THAT SUNIL GUY.

Anyway, I recently discovered an incredible site - http://www.controlbooth.com - that has been tailored to high-school techies who have yet to know the real work of a true stagehand. I’ve found its extensive forums to be friendly to pros and newcomers alike. I just thought with the recent influx of a younger generation that you could point them or at least let them know of this wonderful resource.

THANK YOU, SIR! I KNOW WE HAVE OTHER YOUNG LADS AND LASSES WHO COME HERE FOR ENLIGHTENMENT, I’M SURE THAT SITE WILL BE HELPFUL TO THEM!

THE ONLY BAD THING ABOUT IT IS THAT YOU CAN TALK ABOUT LIGHTING THERE. BUT I’LL LET THAT SLIDE FOR NOW.

I also had a perplexing question regarding miking snare drums. I have read somewhere that you should mic the top and the bottom of the snare drum for a crisper sound, but wouldn’t that result in phase cancellation? The article didn’t address that fact, so I was wondering how you would go about miking a snare drum?

Thanks much,

David


THIS SEALS IT. YOU ARE A VERY THOUGHTFUL YOUNG SOUNDMAN, CAPABLE OF ABSTRACTLY PERCEIVING THE TRUE TECHNICAL NATURE OF A SITUATION.

MANY FOLKS THROW THE BOTTOM MIC OUT OF PHASE.

PART OF WHAT MAKES PROSOUNDWEB.COM SO GREAT (THEY GIVE ME TWENTY BUCKS EVERY TIME I SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT) IS THAT THE WISDOM OF THE LEGENDARY MISTER DAVE RAT IS BROUGHT TO YOU.

IF YOU LOOK IN DAVE’S “TRANSMISSIONS” YOU WILL FIND ONE THAT DEALS WITH PRECISELY WHAT YOU ARE ASKING ABOUT.

HE EVEN RELATES IT TO THE KICK AND THE TOMS. DAVE IS A VERY THOROUGH LECTURER, YOU SHOULD READ ALL OF HIS “TRANSMISSIONS.”

ALSO, CHECK OUT STUDY HALL, DAVID!

IT PAINS ME TO SAY IT, BUT YOU WILL EVEN BENEFIT FROM OCCASIONALLY TAKING A LOOK AT THE LIVE AUDIO BOARD AND THE LAB LOUNGE.

JUST TRY TO STAY GROUNDED AND NOT JOIN THE LESS STABLE MEMBERS OF THOSE COMMUNITIES IN THEIR RACE TO THE STARS, AND BEYOND. IT CAN REALLY BE A CONFUSING MAELSTROM OF MAD THEORIZING AND IGNORAMI OVER THERE!

BUT YOU ARE SENSIBLE, AND CENTERED.

I CAN TELL!

LUV –

- THE OLD SOUNDMAN

WE DARE YOU TO ASK HIM A QUESTION!

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