Musician Jokes

Q: What's the difference between a large pizza and a drummer?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four...

Q: What did the drummer say to the singer?
A: Do you want me to play too fast or too slow?

Q: What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?
A: A drummer.

Q: How do you know when the drum riser's level?
A: The drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth.

Q: What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
A: You only have to punch the information into a drum machine once.

This guy goes into a music shop and asks for "that red trumpet and one of those white accordians" and the assistant says "you're a drummer aren't you?"

"Yes, how did you know?"

"Well, that's a fire extinguisher and those are radiators."

Please send anything you think is funny to us by emailing it to webmaster@prosoundweb.com with the subject line fun and any comments you would like attached or better yet steel it from your associate and put them on the web.

We will strive to to make you laugh.