Computer Jokes

Two software programmers meet in the park for lunch.

First Software programmer, "Hey where did you get that great mountain bike? I bet it cost you a pretty penny?"

Second programmer, "It was free!!"

First programmer, "How did you get it free?"

Second programmer, "The other day I came to this park to eat and this really beautiful woman rode up. She jumped off the bike, took off all her clothes, and said 'you can have anything you want!'"

First programmer, "You were right to take the bike. I bet none of her clothes would've fit you."

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