Miscellaneous Jokes

Barbie Doll

A Man suddenly remembers that he hasn't bought a present for his niece for her birthday and he will be visiting his brothers house that weekend.

He goes into a toy shop and explains his predicament to the assistant stating further that he thought a nice "Barbie doll" might be what he is looking for.

"Yes" says the assistant "We have a number of models to choose from.
This is a plain Barbie and retails at just £9.99 but comes as you see in no more than she is dressed at the moment.
Then we have Party Barbie who retails at £14.99 and has several outfits to wear out.
We Have Beach Barbie retailing at £19.99 and she includes an inflatable and a surf board.
Next we have Barbie and her Pony, this retails at £29.99 and she has a pony and riding outfit.

Next we have Divorced Barbie which retails for £300.00 This ....

"Just a moment" interrupts the man did you say £300.00". "Why Yes of course" the assistant continues "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's House, Ken's Car, Ken's Boat, Ken's riding stable, Ken's Caravan...."

 


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