Men vs. Women Jokes

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN
AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

• He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
• He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
• He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
• He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
• He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL
• RELATIONSHIPS.
• He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
• He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
• He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.
• He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN
AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

• She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
• She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
• She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
• She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
• She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
• She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY-IMPAIRED.
• She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
• She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
• She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
• She doe not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
• She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE - She is a LOW-COST PROVIDE

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