At a press conference today, Tipper Gore announced that she's going back on the campaign trail with her husband, former Vice President Al Gore.

"To prepare myself," she said, "I have shaved off all of my pubic hair. From now until the
election, I shall sit on the stage with the former Vice President and may occasionally flash the audience. This will send a very strong message to America."

"What is that message?" asked astonished reporters at this rather startling
announcement.

To which Tipper replied: "Read my lips... no more Bush."

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