* During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool, you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.

*In an average day, your hands will come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.).

*An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

*In a year, you will have swallowed 14 insects -- while you slept.

*Annually, you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

*Annually, you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

*In a lifetime, 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

*At an average wedding reception, you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

*Daily, you will breathe in 1 liter of other people's anal gases.

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