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I've learned that you cannot make someone love
you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just
assholes.
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only
takes
suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they
are more screwed up than you think.
I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're
finished.
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are
celebrities.
I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship
is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of
money to take its place!
I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in
your house, one of your kids did it, and that includes your husband.
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken
from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go
away.
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