151. Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: A Space Invader.

152. Q: What's a blondes' favourite rock group?
A: Air Supply.

153. Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?
A: The back of her head.

154. Q: Why do blondes drive VW's?
A: Because they can't spell PORSCHE!

155. Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!

156. Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Neither could the blondes.

157. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.

158. Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.

159. Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
A1: So they know if it is morning or afternoon.
A2: So that when they're on the train they can tell
if they're going to work or coming home.

160. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?
A: A blonde electrician.

161. Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A1: So brunettes can remember them.
A2: Because blondes are so SHALLOW a long joke wouldn't fit.
A3: So men can understand them.

162. Q: Why wasn't the Virgin Mary a blonde?
A: She wouldn't have been old enough to bear children!

163. Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A1: A golden retriever.
A2: A labrador.
A3: An indicator of a really bad hangover.

164. Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's words?
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

165. Q: Why do blondes have periods?
A: They deserve them.

166. Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.

167. Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blowjob.

168. Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period?
A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?

169. Q: Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"?
A: She liked to be filled with cream.

170. Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"

171. Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes?
A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

172. Q: How does a blonde hold her liquor?
A: By the ears.

173. Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

174. Q: How do you drive a blonde crazy?
A: Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetise them.

175. Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.

176. Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.

177. Q: Why did the blonde try to steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche.

178. Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year's hide and seek champ.

179. Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant?
A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

180. Q: What's the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of sly pygmies?
A: One's a bunch a cunning runts.

181. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?
A: One's a busy ditch.

182. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet?
A: A toilet won't follow you around after you use it.

183. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says,
"Any-cock'll-doooo."

184. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

185. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.

186. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before using a trampoline.

187. Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"
The nympho says, "Are you done already?"
The blonde says, "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

188. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant.
Q: What will she ask you?
A: "Is it mine?"

189. Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.

190. Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
A: Cause she blows the horn!

191. Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.

192. Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.

193. Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

194. Q: What is happening when you hear varoom...screech, varoom...screech,
aroom...screech.....?
A: A blonde trying to drive through an intersection with a flashing red light.

195. Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A: So her male would get delivered to the right box.

196. Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their
car at a drive-in movie theater?
A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".

197. Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

198. Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?
A: He's the one with the belt buckle the matches the impression in her forehead.

199. Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment?
A: She can't say "No".

200. Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?
A: Retardo.