Musician Jokes

What's the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?
The chain saw has greater dynamic range.

What's the least-used sentence in the English language?
"Isn't that the banjo player's Porsche?"

What do you say to a banjo player in a three-piece suit?
"Will the defendant please rise?

There's nothing I like better than the sound of a banjo, unless of course
it's the sound of a chicken caught in a vacuum cleaner.

Female five string banjoist shouting at her boyfriend in a crowded shopping
mall: "Don't forget, sweetheart, I need a new G string."

What do a banjo player and Madonna have in common?
Neither one has to be very good to get a lot of attention.
From: Al Keltz - Whirlwind

What's the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?
We take off our cowboy boots to jump on a trampoline!
Bob Cap - Advanced Audio

Q: What does it mean when you see the banjo player drooling out of both sides of his mouth?
A: The stage is level.

Q: What's the definition of perfect pitch?
A: When you can toss a banjo into a dumpster without hitting the sides.

Q: What's the difference between a banjo and an onion?
A: Nobody cries when you cut up a banjo.

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