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56 - 65: Oh you Rock Star. The shiny lights, the cheering crowds, if only the sound board was center stage. Darn - if only mom had put you in guitar lessons instead of Little League. Well, at least this sound gig lets you wear a bunch of cool laminates and rock out to the hits!

66 - 75: So you’re from the Old School. Been there and done that ,and it’s not how we did it on Floyd tour. Well you can always turn it up a bit and go for a glory pose. These dang new PA’s are getting really tiny though - what happened to the good old days when it took six guys to lift a real speaker cab?

76 - 95: There are worse things than being Engineerically Challenged (see below). We can’t all be the brightest mic in the road case, and we’re all bound to get a little confused every once in a while. You may want to touch up a bit on the technical side, especially if you’ve been at this sound thing for more than a year or so.

96 - 115: As a Techno Nerd, you’ve gotta love those spec sheets and owners manuals. The complexities of striving for the perfect sound is a challenge that can keep you occupied forever, and sometimes, it can be overdone a bit. This is a highly technical field. but no amount of technology will overcome the subjective aspect of sound. Never forget that in the sound world, perfection is only an opinion.

116 - 130: Hey Cool Dude.
Chicks, beer, tunes and a paycheck - what more could you want? You most likely didn’t choose this line of work to be bored and get to have some fun… Or you may as well get a real job. Hopefully you’ve got some crazy good mixing skills as a balance, or you’re gonna wind up working clubs when you’re 50. But at least you’re having fun!

131-plus: Ahhhh, the elusive Small “Male Unit” award.
You need the newest, the biggest, the most expensive of everything you can get, regardless if you know how it works (or not). Whether it’s a certain personal deficiency that causes you to try too hard in other ways, or you’re just having fun burning someone else’s cash, be aware of what you really look like when Small “Male Unit” calls the shots.


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Posted by David Patterson  on  11/21/11  at  08:40 PM
Absolutely spot on! I am an old-school engineer.

Line arrays are for lazy people who can't align a point-source system. Horn-loaded systems still sound better with 1/10 the power. And, I thank anyone who enforces a reasonable SPL limit.

Yes, the new digital consoles are small and light. They sound small and light as well.

BTW: What's wrong with having a regular club gig when you're 50? For me it beats the heck out of driving a truck on three hours' sleep just to deafen 50,000 screaming children.

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Posted by Mike  on  05/23/11  at  02:52 PM
Huh. So what does it mean if you got a score under 50?
Posted by AJ Lewis  on  03/18/11  at  10:58 AM
I stopped keeping score after #2. I guess I'm not pro enough - people like me are still considered wannabes in the industry. Excuse me while I get another beer.
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